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Default Keshia Knight Pulliam look-alike robs shopping center! - 01-28-2012, 05:32 AM
As a lifelong fan of The Cosbys, I nearly fell out of my seat when I read the following story:

'I played Rudy Huxtable, and I own this mall': Woman’s bizarre Cosby Show claim to avoid shoplifting arrest




Looking at their pics side by side, It's easy to understand how police might have been taken in by this woman's ruse. Apparently one of the above images is of the robber, while the other is of Keshia Knight Pulliam, but I'll be darned if I can tell them apart.

It figures that this would happen in Utah, where people read The Book of Mormon instead of the 1611 King James Bible. I don't know what The Book of Mormon has to say about stealing, but the Bible is pretty clear on what needs to happen to this fake Cosby kid:

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Ephesians 4:28

28Let him that stole steal no more: but rather let him labour, working with his hands the thing which is good, that he may have to give to him that needeth.
I just hope for society's sake that whatever prison job she gets will pay at least a dollar a day so she can give to him that needeth. Perhaps I could get a hold of her prison address and write to her and see if she might be interested in tithing?

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