ELVIS IS DEAD! At 85, the reclusive King of Rocking Rolls
succumbed to the coronavirus Covid-19. And before his death, he repented. He became a
Trump supporter and wielded one of the mightiest weapons available (apart from nukes and the Bible), the
MAGA hat! Glory!
He did
unspeakable things during his youthful days, as follows:
- He simulated self-abuse on stage and turned countless young boys into sodomistic pleasures.
- By simulating self-abuse on stage he paved the way to Madonna the Principal-Enemy-Of-Jesus, the Papist turned Joo.
- With his staged death he invented Fake News and caused our beloved leader President Trump much future frustration.
He also did some
laudable things:
- He courted in the Biblical manner his wife Priscilla when she was at the tender age of fourteen, not too unlike Isaac and Rebecca (who was admittedly only three when they married).
- He served in the Godly US army in postwar Nazi Germany.
But, as told in the news article above, he
repented. He became a
Trump supporter. He had a MAGA hat. What would
Jesus think of that?
2 Corinthians 5:17
Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new.
Jesus approves! Elvis is now a New Creature in
Heaven. His sins were washed away by the
Blood Magic of
Christ! He is undoubtedly among those purest of the pure who sing hymns in His Glory 24/4. Glory.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer