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Cross Re: So Much to Catch up on - 06-13-2019, 12:46 AM

Greetings Christ-killer. We've never met, but I've got a good first impression based on your admittance of complicity in the murder of Jesus (Matthew 27:25). If all Jews would just accept this and acknowledge it constantly, people wouldn't hate them so much.


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Originally Posted by Morton Weinstein✡
I need a woman badly as I am tempted daily with the sin of Onan.
God advises us to sever our body parts if they tempt us to sin (Matthew 5:30). However, you can't do that in this case because you can't get into Heaven without your tallywhacker attached (Deuteronomy 23:1).


The obvious solution is to convert to Biblical-literalist fundamentalist Baptist Christianity (the only way into Heaven) and marry a girl. Then mount her to produce a soldier for Christ (who you murdered in cold blood).


Welcome back, Jew I've never met.



"No room for them in the inn" (Luke 2:7)?
Not if they'd come to the Blood of Christ Motel!
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