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Originally Posted by Samuel Levenson
I've heard rumors to that effect. And I've seen proof that he started a cult of homo lovers and fag enablers. Do you know why that cartoon is called Mickey Mouse? It's slang for... well, I'll let you look it up if you're really curious.
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Mr. Levenson,
I must admit that I had some trouble understanding what mice have got to do with the
repulsive act of cardiopulmonary resuscitation. Hence, I asked
Jesus and it does seem that this issue could be relevant. Mice are obviously
unclean, not dissimilar to revolting
atheists who only want to excite us orally during our hour of need when Jesus is calling us and we are about to
die.
Isaiah 66:17
They that sanctify themselves, and purify themselves in the gardens behind one tree in the midst, eating swine's flesh, and the abomination, and the mouse, shall be consumed together, saith the LORD.
It is now clear that these providers of CPR services will suffer most terribly as they will be
consumed by the flames of the eternal
Furnace.
As for
Mr. Mouse, his journey on this Earth is over, despite his unclean nature that lures homers more than honey lures the bear and the bee; and his injuries were too extensive for any type of life support.
This is the
wage of sin (Romans 6:23).
Yours in Christ,
Elmer
