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Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire
And here you expose your own lack of ability to reason (and spell): if women had no soul, yet were True Christians, what power would Satan have over them? None!
God never intended that Satan should ever have an easy time. Thus, the only reasonable conclusion to a woman’s trip on the down-elevator would be that women have a God Given Duty to descend to the Netherworld to torment Satan, by mentioning that the garage needs tidying or the garden seeing to,
or telling him to
- “Clean up the place!” or
- “Look at that mess” or
- “Stop staring at the TV!” or
- standing in front of said TV just when the touchdown is about to be scored or
- insisting he goes shopping for shoes with them or
- Pointing out that he has put on weight or
- Insisting on repeating things like how they have a headache and never listening to the answers or
- making disparaging comments about the size of his tallywhacker or
- just talking and talking.
- Etc.
For information, I voted yes for 1/350 but I keep an open mind… unlike some Unsaved Trash… |
That was funny, I like how this place can be completely different from me and soceity, but still enjoy stereotypical jokes. But my questions still have not been answered. Realistically women should make the best of their lives on Earth if they're innevitable desetination is Hell. Also why would women have 1/350th soul and not the combined mass of the body compared to the rib, like I mentioned in one of my previous posts.
I would like you to meet my imaginary friend, God.
"...as Christians we deal with the truth, just because something is written down in a book doesn't mean it happened." - Bobby-Joe