My husband loves my pie and will only eat mine. The one time he tried another woman's pie, he said it was nasty and tasted like fish. What could a woman do to her pie to make it taste like that?
My eldest son Matthew does not like pie. Ever since he ran off to Landover to join the Pride Parade or whatever it was, his taste for pie has changed to wanting sausage all the time. I don't know what happened to him on that trip...