Thank you for your stunning and scholarly work Professor White, your proximal explanation for the mid-century exponential rise of sin and debauchery puts Michael Mann's hockey stick to shame. Indeed, your work will send the cheesy muckraking works of Vance Packard to the dust bin of history.
Few are aware amongst the post-war "boomer" generation (like the Clinton's) that God had a plan.
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For the wages of sin is death; but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.
- Romans 6:23
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Over time atheist "scientists" slowly uncovered God's microbial army of chaste enforcers - chlamydia, gonorrhea ("the clap" was not a cause for celebration), syphilis, chancroid, herpes and trichomoniasis. In some cases these could also cause a "dick" to fall off. Then another British "scientist" named Fleming, with the help of Satan, managed to coax some ordinary molds into attacking God's microdial army - and the rest is history.
The good news is that Jesus is coming back - God's army is becoming "resistant".