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Originally Posted by ElmoRise
Friendly question: do you like trains?
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Dear Miss ElmoRise: Welcome to
, at
. We are pleased that you have found your way here, and we pray that you are serving the
, which you must do in order to avoid spending eternity in
, which is what you actually deserve for being such a wretched, horrible, evil, rotten sinner. You will find that we are a no-nonsense, strict group of
believers who focus on the mercy of the saving
of
. As such, we follow the
very carefully, and we have no time for other, watered-down versions of the Holy Bible, just as we have no time for trifling trolls who come around these parts to see how far they can push our sanctified buttons.
Now, then, that was the nice introduction, and now it's time to get down to business. To answer your question about trains, we are not interested in that sort of thing. At the top of the Introduction Forum page, you will have seen that we have asked that you tell us what church you go to, and what your favorite Bible verse is, in addition to explaining how you came to find
. Please do not waste our time with silly questions about trains, or other such nonsense. We are here to praise
and to declare
Sincerely,
Isabella W.