Some children just have no sense of adventure. So many kids these days think they're such special, fragile snowflakes. I blame the parents.
My boys would positively
relish the prospect of a night in a van, though I'd expect them to hot-wire it so you wouldn't find the van there in the morning.
The Lytton-Vasey family crest includes Philippians 4:13 :
I can do all things through Christ which strengtheneth me.