Option B doesn't say anything about drinking, the concoction in question oozes through your pores when you sweat.
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Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor
Poison ivy sounds poisonous to me and I don't know what happens if skunk juice is consumed. |
Poison Ivy makes your skin itch, like what a person with opiate dependence experiences.
Skunk spray makes you smell in a way that is contrary to western hegemonic beauty standards, and spraytan allows white people to appropriate brown beauty without getting skin cancer.
So in short, with
option B I could be educated in the lived experience of an opiate-depended brown person with extreme irritable bowel syndrome.
With
option A I would become a fanatical toothbrusher, never suffering tooth decay, which would give me flawlessly shining white teeth, like what Black people have, which means I would be guilty of the sin of (partial) blackface.
For that reason I choose
Option B, and if anyone plugs their nose in my presence, I hereby call you out/rebuke you for a microaggression that perpetuates hegemonic western beauty standards.
