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Default Re: Cucumber, the proof of God’s existence Atheists - 02-27-2009, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Talitha View Post
That's a very valid point Mrs Roberts.
I remember one time when my dear departed husband was alive.
There was a loud scream from the Bathroom.
My poor husband had somehow slipped on some soap in the shower, and fell backwards on to one of these Demonic Cucumbers (which just happened to be pointing upright).
It took a team of Surgeons quite some time to remove it.
We never had Cucumber sandwiches again, after that day.
I think he re-lived it several times.
You are making me nauseous with your disgusting vegetable stories!


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Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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