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Originally Posted by Esther B.
I made it for John last night with ghost peppers (I don't know if he likes anything hotter), and he loved it!
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Esther, dear, if he actually
enjoyed ghost peppers in his chili, he wouldn't have noticed any difference with the Carolina reapers. Lemme guess: he munches on habanero peppers (a meager 500,000 on Scoville scale) as if they were apples?
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Originally Posted by Dennis Lukes
The obvious conclusion here is that "John" is actually Juan, and is an illegal beaner in disguise trying to marry you for a green card.
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That is a very good point, Brother Dennis. No normal human of pure white Anglo-Saxon descent would be able to survive eating ten ghost peppers at once.