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Even though prop money is not enough to guarantee KGB support, the GRU (Glávnoye Razvédyvatelnoye Upravlenie) accepts it and now I have an army of trolls in Twitter, Facebok and Youtube to back me up.
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I was about to ask how on earth such savvy internet geeks could be fooled with fake money, but then I remembered that they're all into bitcoin, so of course they can.
You acquire a
+1 Meme-Machine of Dankness.
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I start my dirty campaign by revealing Bernie Sanders did not write "Our revolution", but it was written by a bunch of slave ghost writers in Bangladesh, most of them underage.
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Most of the photographers say "
pics or it didn't happen" and the few clickbait writers who bothered to show up take it as an endorsement. They write glowing thinkpieces about Bernie's commitment to free trade, and his after-school programs for youth in Baltimore (they don't listen very well, what with their noses always in their smartphones reading twitter.)
Bernie gains +2 superdelegates.
A photographer tries to recreate the Che Gevara photo, but the kids keep photobombing and making bunny ears behind your back.
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My plan is to pose as a photographer, and lure Biden away with promises of a backdrop that will make him look youthful.
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The Secret Service check your credentials, find you have none, and toss you off the hill.
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convince the superdelegates by saying I'm same as Obama, new & improved, and now in white!
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They want to know if you're gay. If so, they want proof.
Warning: because you skipped on the side-quest to find Trent, your party now has no bodyguard.