Re: Manly Jokes -
12-13-2009, 02:52 PM
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong?
Made her chain too long
What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Pregnant.
2 women and a man are standing by a fast river when the grim reaper comes says to them that either they cross the river or he kills them, the first women dives in an d drowns immedietly. the second women jumps in and makes it half way across but drowns. the grim reaper says to the man, now what will you do, and the man says, i'll go across the bridge
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