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Originally Posted by John Creeser
Brother Hutchins,
I’m glad the Lord has provided you with a solid paying job that allows you to afford the vast amounts of peanut butter to fill your wife’s yap (I assume you use the diet brand? Wouldn’t want to give her an excuse to get fat and undesirable). Simple folk like myself still use a Corinthians rag and yarn. I allowed her to embroider it so it’s at least fashionable (I know, I’m getting soft in my old age ).
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There often is no modern improvement over the classics, I'll give you that Brother Creeser!
I used to have one of those cloths when I was younger and had a full head of hair, back in my college days. I'd soak it in Methoxyflurane, a harmless non-fat sweetener.
I found the girls from the sorority and fellows from the fraternities liked it better, not as none ever complained like they always seemed to when I 'went in dry'.
Ah, college days and the harmless hijinks of boys on campus. It was a dizzying time, let me tell you!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.