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Default Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY! - 08-17-2010, 12:24 AM

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The sheer amount of ignorance in this thread is astounding. While some homosexuals do engage in scat fetishes, the vast majority of them do not. Professor Bessemer is nothing more than a self-loathing homosexual who projects his own insecurities outwards onto the faces of innocent people. Bessemer is so ashamed of himself and what he likes that he has to rationalize that in assuming that all homosexuals are like that. Personally, I think he should just stop with the "True Christian" charade and take himself down to a gay bar and have some jolly good fun with a dozen or so anonymous men that night. He'd feel better if he was more honest with himself.
While that was actually well written and in some ways a pleasure to read, that does not make the asinine comments and wrong headed reasoning any more correct. Professor X, it is you that is projecting your biases onto me. I never said that every disgusting queer in the world was as addicted as I was to exotic bowel movements.

On the contrary, while I was a practicing sodomite, I probably only met fifty or so homos that shared this disgusting fetish with me. I will spare the good people of Landover an account of the ten man scat orgy I participated in in 1991, as I am nothing if not discreet. But you professor X, you are the bigot here, because you insist on painting all perverted queers with the same rose colored brush.

Sodomania is a complex disease, and all that choose to suffer from it display a veritable panoply of perversions. Coprophilia is only one of the disgusting compulsions common in sodomites. The average homosexual indulges in any number of paraphilias including, but not limited to dendrophilia, catheter play, mysophilia, vicarious arousal, pedophilia, infibulation, apotemnophilia, exhibitionism, bestiality, necrophilia, necrobestialism, nosophilia, and genuphallation. While all queers are equally hated by God and destined for hell unless they decide to cure themselves, for you to act as if they all exhibit the exact same symptoms is quite naive and insulting.

And as to your advice that I should visit a homosexual drinking establishment, you will pardon me if ignore your suggestion. I am a heterosexual man professor X, and I have no need to immerse myself into that particular pool of depravity ever again. I get all the fellowshipping I need from other cured Ex-Gays©. Why, just last weekend, I spent a considerable amount of time on my knees with senator Larry Craig, praying with and ministering to him. I will leave the "gay bars" as you call them to the unrepentant sodomites who have yet to decide to come to Jesus.


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