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Default Re: Get your "Paris Hilton" pink accessory Bible! - 08-08-2008, 08:19 PM



http://inventorspot.com/articles/sun...ers_bible_8873
It talks in a human voice, fits in the palm of your hands, is biblical and charged by the sun (or a light bulb or charged from a 9 volt DC adapter ((not included)). What is it? A solar powered bible you can listen to over and over again.
The solar powered bible contains all the books of the Bible, old and new Testament, and it speaks in a real human voice. Press the button and go from one chapter to the next. You can even go back and listen to a book if you need to. Fully charged the solar powered bible can play up to ten hours.
A few subtle changes and we can have the "Soular" Bible - Powered by the 'Son"...can we get our Joo lawyers onto this?


The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL
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