FOX NEWS: Obama Dog Mauls Child In Carnal Sacrifice To Pagan Gods -
12-05-2013, 03:46 AM
America should have seen this coming! Perhaps you've all heard the heart wrenching story that has been made to appear like an accident. The Obama family dog (black, by the way) ferociously attacked a sweet little Republican girl (white, by the way), creating a trauma that will haunt this dear child for decades. No doubt this was meant to convince the child that democrats are always watching, so you better switch sides. Other explanations have made the rounds today, including Mrs. Obama meant to push the child's parents into accepting Obamacare, but alas the black dog was too foo-foo to cause injuries. I believe had cameras not been there, the outcome would have been worse, although there would have likely been a cover up. Will this president and his transvestite spouse stop at nothing to overtake the Christian world? Let us pray that an appropriate investigation is made regarding such a blatant attack.
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