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Default Re: Godless monster washes ashore Jew York beach - 08-15-2008, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Scented_Potatoes View Post
It is almost incredible the way imagination can drive people's mind into proposing crazy theories.

As always, logic fortunately comes to rescue us from our own hallucinations :

The so called monster of Montauk is just a decomposing racoon, as clearly shown in these pictures...

Watch the placement of the teeth, compare it with the racoon skull on the left, and let your eyes and your brain judge for themselves.
Sure, Mr. Atheist Gonna-Burn. Let's consider two different theories:

The monster is a racoon.
That lost its skin (I wonder how?).
And some teeth (Not like it's that unlikely, after all, they're only made out of the hardest substance on Earth).
And washed up on a New York beach (say, can't 'coons swim?)
And disappeared less than twenty four hours later (okay, it's New York, surely things rot faster there?)

or

The monster is a sign from God that His time on this Earth is nigh-- repent or die.

I don't know about you (I bet you believe in the Big Bang too), but that first explanation just seems a little bit unlikely. I'm gonna go with the second.
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