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Originally Posted by SayvedByTheLord
Brother Bathfire is a fine Christian and scientist. I share his enthusiasm for furthering our knowledge of God's Universe through vivisection.
I also use cats in my behavioral experiments.
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I posted a picture of the evil beast that I mistakenly chose to rescue. Seriously, what are cats good for if not experimentation?
When I return home, my Jack Russell greets me with a smile on his face. He loves to go for walks and car rides. He is my little best friend.
The cat, on the other hand, stealthily skulks and hides under furniture. He is so unappreciative! I bought him a collar with a bell hoping it would piss him off!
I feel like turning him loose so he can see what it's like to fend for himself. He will never catch anything with the bell on! If this cat could help someone develop a better mascara or lip gloss, I would feel he had led a useful life. Contact me with shipping instuctions.