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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
Being boys will be boys, keeping a close eye on your boys rectum is paramount.
I use a little trick I learned when I was a child from one of those all American spy movies (James Bond, I think). 'Q' would pull one of the hairs from his head, lick it and press it to the child's buttocks as to span the tight gap between cheeks. At the end of the day at evening inspection, if the hair was missing, you absolutely know the child was up to nefarious behavior and appropriate correction is called for.
As far as regular inspection, I look for items left behind deep inside. It is the only way you can be sure no one has violated them without their knowledge.
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Brother Hutchins, you just earned yourself a pie cooked by Mrs. Creeser. I could have not asked for better advice.
Well, off to the store to pick up some latex gloves
