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Originally Posted by Witch Hammer
I wonder if the stench of expelled flatus is as pleasing to the Lord as the aroma of burning dead animals?Genesis 8:20-21
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Technically, you'd be right. Fart gas is rich in sulfur dioxide, a chemical known for its di*stinked*(badum-tss!) odor.
Meat is literally a carefully burned animal corpse(unless you prefer your meat raw, which is not only disgusting but dangerous). It also contains lots of sulfur dioxide, which is liberated from the meat's molecular structure during digestion.
Ipso facto, if you fart after eating meat, it would smell similar to if you lobbed those choice cuts into the grill you cooked it on.