Some good news folks:
Poll: Ten Percent of Americans Believe Environmentalists Intentionally Caused Oil Spill
And 20% of those polled say the disaster has
increased their belief in drill-baby-drill. I know that some of you may be disappointed to learn that only 10% of Americans understand the Truth as spoken by Brother Rush, but don't let these numbers fool you. People are rightly suspicious of opinion polls and census workers, since the census is how Big Government plans to install a New World Order that will take away your guns and SUVs and force everyone into gay marriages. So actually, I'm sure that the 90% of Americans whose vote will be counted in 2012 (after the Diebold "glitch") know that environmental terrorists blew up the oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico because they want to force Americans to ride bicycles and use homo solar power.
Brother Rush and Sarah Palin are helping to get out the message: Plants breathe carbon dioxide so the more the better. And making the world warmer is good - New York City will be another Hawaii. So do your part for society (and your children) by burning more fossil fuels.
New York in 2100: "Thank you, Brother Rush, for making a better world."