[Professor Bessemer]

On June 30th, the Tour De France will once again assault the world with its gayness. I thought it apropos to post a few more images that illustrate how gay cycling is and how the Tour de France in particular is incredibly gay.

Here we see a homosexual tryst disguised as "stretching".






This homo cyclist has been aroused to the point of frenzied public masturbation.
This is a common sight during the Tour de France.

This next image and the story behind it are quite shocking. Please do not scroll down and view it unless you are strong in the Lord. This particular sodomitic cyclist is actually named Johnny Hoogerland. He was doomed to a life of pedal powered faggotry by his unsaved parents when they gave him an incredibly gay sounding name. His Sodomania nearly killed him when, in a state of homosexual anal lust, he attempted to rectally fornicate with a fence post while he was actually riding in the Tour de France.

This queer nearly paid the ultimate price for his unnatural urges.

So once again, please join me in my boycott of this disgusting parade of wanton gayness as it winds it's way through France. I will be diligently not watching every single stage of the race as nearly 200 fit young men, clad only in skin tight lycra and spandex, spit in the Lord's face by flaunting their taught young bodies for all the world to see. Check you local television listings beginning on June 30th and ending on July 22nd so you will know exactly what not to watch. Thank you for time and my the Lord bless you.