1564
John Calvin, one of the dominant figures of the Protestant Reformation, dies in Geneva.
"Their [the Jews] rotten and unbending
stiffneckedness deserves that they be oppressed
unendingly and without measure or end and that they
die in their misery without the pity of anyone."
1647
Achsah Young, first woman in the American Colonies to be identified as a Witch is executed in Massachusetts. She is still burning in Hell today.
When thou art come into the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee, thou shalt not learn to do after the abominations of those nations.
There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
For all that do these things are an abomination unto the Lord: and because of these abominations the Lord thy God doth drive them out from before thee.
Deuteronomy 18:9–12
God takes witchcraft very seriously. God's Righteous Penalty for practicing witchcraft is death (Exodus 22:18; Leviticus 20:27). Today, this has become rather fashionable for
fat, ugly, lonely American women. Amusingly enough, while there are many websites and books claiming to teach what Wiccans truly believe, the fact is, there exists no consensus among Wiccans about its very fundamentals.
1703
St. Petersburg was founded by Czar Peter the Great.
1896
Jesus, fed up with sinners in St. Louis and East St. Louis, Illinois, hurls a tornado from the Heavens, smiting 255 people. May they rot in Hell.
1907
Sending an early warning to the Sodomites of California, Jesus strikes San Francisco with the Bubonic Plague.
1941
The German battleship Bismarck is sunk by British naval and air forces off the coast of France, resulting in the death and imminent damnation of 2,300 German souls.
1969
Not content to offend Jesus and corrupt Americans with one amusement park, construction begins on Walt Disney World in Florida.
Gays doing gay things with the permission
of Walt Disney, who sought only to
corrupt our youth.
1999
The international war crimes tribunal indicts Yugoslav president Slobodan Milosevic for war atrocities and crimes against humanity.