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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
Granny
Why not solicit donations at your meeting? 25% of their monthly income should do nicely. Of course I covet their prayers much more but to keep going on this ministry needs faithful supportive people like you.
And them.
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Oh, now that is a very good idea, dear Great-Grandbaby Brother Larry! My, goodness, you certainly do think on your feet, don't you? Well, as excellent a suggestion as that is, I'm afraid that it is not feasible. You see, I've recently had a call from our beloved Pastor Zeke, asking how the Wednesday Afternoon McGill Street Ladies' Afternoon Bible Study, Prayer Meeting and Tea & Social love offerings are coming along. Those offerings are generous contributions that the ladies are donating to Pastor Zeke's fund for his new jet aeroplane. Pastor did remind me that our commitment is very important to his ministry here at
, and that we are not to be distracted by "miscellaneous missions, elsewhere". Now, that being said, you have nothing to fear, dear boy. Your pretty epergnes are still safely tagged, "for Larry"!
And, may I wish you a blessed day full of the love of
!