[The Attention Seeker Jen (On Moderation)]

Hey it's me.

I wanted to tell you all about something crazy that happened. So, I've tentatively been returning to work (3 day shifts rather than full week as recuperate) and I saw these two customers, one effeminate with curly brown hair and wisp of moustache smaller than Dennis Lukes, but more noticeable than mine. The other obese and black with a bald head and glasses.


They insisted they were a gay couple, but the thing is, they did a lousy job masquerading the obvious fact they were women. I'm sorry, but no. Simply calling yourself a "dude" doesn't make you one. The black partner clearly had huge breasts under her T-shirt. And the white one, well, no testosterone pills in the world could fool me with that moustache.

Anyway, they were amusing. It's not enough to be given rights to pursue homosexuality, but now want completely change your gender so that you're not just a lesbian couple, but a "male gay couple." I think it's unfair though to call me a TERF for point out this obvious fact.