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Default Re: The Ebonics Bible translation project. - 02-20-2012, 03:34 AM

Brothers, this is truly a Godly effort to reach out to the downtrodden and oppressed Negroes, who live in poverty thanks to their "cultural tradition" of rejecting education because it is like "acting white".

But I am afraid that doing it in a vacuum could reduce the effectiveness of the approach. I suggest recruiting expert assistance.

The expert should be:
  • A full-blooded Negro or Negress
  • A prominent figure, known nation-wide
  • Eager to ingratiate him or herself to Christians, perhaps before a certain election in November
I am thinking, of course, of Michelle Obama.



She really could stand to improve her image.

Can you imagine her refusing Landover's request that she translate the Bible into Niglish? Er, "Elmobonics", sorry.



I do hate these nonsense words they make up to make lazy, butchered English sound like a 'real dialect' and a 'valid expression of culture'.


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