Brothers, this is truly a Godly effort to reach out to the downtrodden and oppressed Negroes, who live in poverty thanks to their "cultural tradition" of
rejecting education because it is like "acting white".
But I am afraid that doing it in a vacuum could reduce the effectiveness of the approach. I suggest recruiting expert assistance.
The expert should be:
- A full-blooded Negro or Negress
- A prominent figure, known nation-wide
- Eager to ingratiate him or herself to Christians, perhaps before a certain election in November
I am thinking, of course, of Michelle Obama.
She really could stand to improve her image.
Can you imagine her refusing Landover's request that she translate the Bible into Niglish? Er, "Elmobonics", sorry.
I do
hate these nonsense words they make up to make lazy, butchered English sound like a 'real dialect' and a 'valid expression of culture'.