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Default Re: List of video games APPROVED BY JESUS! - 11-15-2018, 05:07 AM

My child has often pleaded with me to allow him to play "godly video games" such as "The Zoo Race" which is about Noah's Ark, or things such as "Jesus Gets Wet: A Christian Deepsea Adventure." Others include "And Jezebel Fell" a game where Jezbel falls from her tower and you have to pass through several bright colored hoops along the way. Another he asked for is "Foreskin Quest III" where you play David as he collects 200 foreskins to give to King Saul. And do you know what I did when he asked for them? I bought them... and then proceeded to destroy them with a sledgehammer and fire when we returned home. Video games are EVIL and CORRUPT the minds of children, even the ones that claim to be HOLY. Had I more money I would buy every single video game in my COUNTY and destroy them myself, so no child nearby can engage in such a disgusting SINFUL act.
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