[Jim C. Lombardo]

Really, that filthy city ought been called Pump-Away, from the hi-volume of masturbatory activity. It really was a sick time to be alive (and not long thereafter smote), even today, all we remember the Romans and that ilk is for their depravity. Not to deter now from the pyroclastic flow of the topic, I once was unwittingly dragged into a Roman conga line, and from there bore witness to highly un-Christian acts.

God started the job on Pompeii, now it's up to Christians to finish it by bulldozing over the excavation, and building a Jesusland theme-park chain overtop, the first in all of Italy, and hopefully not the last.