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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
THIS slimeball is obviously trying to pull a fast one on God, but praise Jesus, He ain't buying it! I'll bet you dollars to doughnuts that Bill Clinton told him to say that he was a "Christian."
Nothing boils my blood faster than heathens who fake being one of God's chosen.
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Please don't be angry Pastor Zeke. I've re-written you a famous song that might make you feel better when them rag heads make you angry again...
Blackwater soldiers and insurgents in prison
Ensuring our soldiers accept Christ is risen
FA-18 Hornets carrying death on their wings
These are a few of my favorite things
Full body searches and interrogation
Locking up ragheads who threaten our nation
Worshipping Jesus and the peace he brings
These are a few of my favorite things
invading Afghanistan and finding Osama
Telling my family not to vote for Obama
The Bush family ruling the U.S. like Kings
These are a few of my favorite things
When the dog bites
When the dead inmate swings
When I'm feeling mad
I simply remember my favorite things
And they make me feel glad
Are you feeling better now, Pastor?