Re: what to place in your child's stockings this year!!! -
12-15-2013, 03:03 PM
Our congregation has been feeling somewhat nostalgic for the good old days of late and we have all decided to give the youth bows and arrows.
The area has become infested with cats and cats are known to serve as familiars for witches and other satanic incarnations. We feel that an ongoing hunt will rid the place of possibly evil creatures and make the area safe from cat dung, which is quite smelly if you step on it and track it in the house. Also, our youth will develop new skills which may become handy if ammunition continues to be made scarce by the Democrats.
God judgeth the righteous, And God is angry with the wicked every day- Psalm 7:11
|