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Originally Posted by Basilissa
I wish you a Blessed Birthday, Pastor.
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Bless you sister: I will pray for the healing of your rash.
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
OK, old timer. The Baz woman is correct that you're also an Ezekiel but I'm the only Zeke that there is. You'll be relatively close to my position in heaven, tho'! Who are you referring to? I hope for your sake that me, as you, Baz, should remember 1 Timothy 2:15.
I expect double to triple birthday tithes from y'all next year. Off to Mar-a-Lago.
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Of course Pastor Flint, you're quite right, Pastor Flint. Should I continue with the "rash prayers"?
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
I've seen you taking a nap ... in the Landover mens Club, ensconced in a over stuffed high back leather chair in front of the fire, you Bible in your lap. I had more than once sent Chester over with a mirror to check on you.
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Tell him to be careful where he rests his hands while doing that! And, as it happens I am usually in deep reverence when so seated. I'll have you know I'm as fresh as I was 25 years ago on my 60th.
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A case of Glenfarclas 1959 #3226 will be at your door today with my best wishes. Please save a drop for me to try during my next visit.
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Call round any time. You never did finish that story of the den of catamites.
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Originally Posted by handmaiden
Dear Esteemed Brother Bathfire;
Happy Birthday. As an astute Bible scholar, you would know what Leviticus has to say about squirrels.
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They're unclean.
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Revelation 5:13
And every creature which is in heaven, and on the earth, and under the earth, and such as are in the sea, and all that are in them, heard I saying, Blessing, and honour, and glory, and power, be unto him that sitteth upon the throne, and unto the Lamb for ever and ever.
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I long to hear speaking racoons - I have this theory that they will speak like Obama did.
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Originally Posted by Isabella White
And may I offer my heartfelt wishes for a very happy birthday celebration to you, dear Brother Bathfire.
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That cake... can I order one for my funeral? Obviously the message will have to be changed but there is something about it -something quite serious - and I don't want people happy at what will be such a sad time for everyone except me.