Re: Naughty or nice? Santa's Gift Registry 2019! -
12-01-2019, 04:35 AM
Santa
Jesus was pretty angry last year when you said you were better than Him. I don’t dare ask you for anything this year lest Christ is irritated 😣
But I still wanna know why you didn’t bring me a pony all those years. I know I have brought it up before but I don’t understand. Year after year I begged for a pony. Year after year I got underwear.
Tell Mrs. Claus I said hello. If your reindeer need dentistry before your journey this year make an appointment. I close at noon on Christmas Eve.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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