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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
Sigh.
I guess I just have to cancel my future missions since no one cares about lost souls. But don’t worry. I will be fine. I will just live in squalor wearing polyester sackcloth and eating scraps from the hot dog vendors downtown. No need to feel guilty. I won’t be needing those eugenes or whatever they are called. No place to put them. So bye.
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Oh, now, dear, darling Brother Larry -- things won't get to that level. Heaven above; please don't fret so! Since you are such a fine, upstanding, handsome, manly, talented, devout, muscular man of
, the
will ensure that you are always given the care that you so rightfully deserve.
Romans 8:28 "And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose."
And, as a dedicated son of the King of Kings, then that makes you a
prince in your own right. And you must know that
will always honor one of
very own!
I Peter 2:9-10:
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But ye are a chosen generation, a royal priesthood, an holy nation, a peculiar people; that ye should shew forth the praises of him who hath called you out of darkness into his marvellous light;
10 Which in time past were not a people, but are now the people of God: which had not obtained mercy, but now have obtained mercy.
Now, then, when have you ever heard of a member of a
royal priesthood having to take scraps from a hotdog vendor down at 42nd & 8th Avenue? So, you see, Dear, you have naught as the cause of worry. And to give you added reassurance, may I leave this lovely song of inspiration for you, as given by none other than
's very favorite and most blessed soprano, Norma Zimmer:
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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Sister Isabella, in view of Larry's post above, perhaps you could donate your epergnes (whatever they may be - are they foreign?) to Pastor Zeke's airplane fund? I'm sure they could be sold to the sort of people who like what the Joos so charmingly call tchotchkes.
Oh, and all best wishes in your new life, Larry dear.  We will think of you fairly often. |
Oh, that is such a thoughtful idea that you have there, dear Sister Joanna. But as I (and the other faithful elect of the Wednesday Afternoon McGill Street Ladies' Bible Study, Prayer Meeting and Tea & Social) have given so generously to Pastor Zeke (from out of the bottomless depths of the goodness of our hearts), then I shan't think that selling my epergnes will be necessary. No; they shall remain as they are, tagged "for Larry", until my time comes to meet my Maker and
of
s. But I do thank you for such a helpful suggestion, Dear.
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Originally Posted by BrotherLarry
I have changed my mind and will be moving on to help the poor suffering folks in Italy from my ground zero Italian location in Fiji. My fellow ministers Zach and Trent will be joining me as we defeat the disease in Florence and other nearby centers of Cotrimavirus activity.
Updates soon.
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There! You, see, Dear, that did not take long for the
to intervene and to help you find the funding for your latest ministerial venture that will bring honor and glory to
great Name! Oh, how happy and proud you will make us all feel, here at
, Dear. And to you I send much love, as do Agatha (my sister), Sister Clementine-Minnie, and Sister Priscilla (photographed from last week's Wednesday afternoon meeting):
