Mary - you mention an aspirin - I assume that would work with any small tablet? If so the UK government is considerably more Godly than I had ever imagined. As you can see
here our government makes such contraceptive pills available to everyone. Free of charge as well, thanks to/due to our free universal health care.
I'm not sure why they need a specialised one, maybe its shaped to fit the knees? I'm also not clear how it would be used orally - any guess I can take is far too disgusting for a family forum.
If it doesn't have to be a US penny, and if any tablet is equally acceptable to the Lord, then I shall head down to pick some up on Monday.
Contraceptive pills truly seem to be the Lord's work.