Re: Windows 7 is Dead! JesOS 7 Released -
11-11-2009, 04:14 PM
You know, one of the oft not mentioned features of the entire JesOS systems is the seamless integration with the DoF. Just knowing that every web site I visit, every email I send and receive, every Word document I create is filtered by those wonderful folks enables me to sleep like a baby every night. They prevent all viruses, prevent accidental access of inappropriate web sites (you have no idea how shocked I was when I tried to access the Whitehouse!) I never get any spam. All emails from my children to those of the opposite sex are squashed enroute. Even accidental innuendos in a Word document are dealt with. Before the JesOS system, I remember I wrote a shopping list for the Mrs. to follow religiously. I have on it "Two large, full breasts". Obviously, I meant chicken. That evening my wife was so upset. She thought I meant for her to get massive implants and she did not have enough money, bless her heart (I only give her enough for the days shopping, not a penny more). Now, with the JesOS, those same words are automatically changed to 'Two Chicken Halves'.
Praise JesOS!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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