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Originally Posted by Basilissa
... our church will be the only beacon of light in these turbulent times of Great Toilet Paper Shortage!
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Toilet Paper? Of what concern is that to a True Christian who, armed with a paddle and sponge, can withstand all that Satan may throw against him?
De:23:13: And thou shalt have a paddle upon thy weapon; and it shall be, when thou wilt ease thyself abroad, thou shalt dig therewith, and shalt turn back and cover that which cometh from thee:
M'r:7:19: Because it entereth not into his heart, but into the belly, and goeth out into the draught, purging all meats?
Joh:19:29: Now there was set a vessel full of vinegar: and they filled a spunge with vinegar, and put it upon hyssop, and put it to his mouth.