[Remy Lebeau]

Rachael Van Helsing writes, "Question for Remy, are you happy with your degree of 'whiteness', or do you plan to go for the full 'Michael Jackson'?"

I've translated your sinner code talk!!!

Question for Remy, are you happy with your [white, blonde, blue eyed wife's degree of beauty], or do you plan to go for [a white, burnette, and degenerate hussy of criminal ancestry(i.e you)]?

This thread is solely to ask questions about the negro "culture" and even some questions about chink, injun, spic, and a-rab habits. It is not to proposition honorary or naturally born white men. Because you are a simple minded woman I'll spare you the warning point this time.

Mrs. Rogers writes, "Brother Remy, why do the negroes I see on TBN - during their coloured-only church services - snivel and holler with such enthusiasm? Is there some belief within the negro christian community that the more snot and sweat one produces, the better the mansion Christ will prepare for you in heaven?"

Having Satan in one's blood is painful in the face of the Lord. You may have heard that nigra are hot blooded. This is because a little drop of the Lake of Fire runs through their veins. Some say that their tar skin is the result of being burnt alive from the inside out? In any case, it is painful for a nigra to experience the love of Jesus and my Creation Science department has concluded that this is why 98% of wild nigras refuse to truely accept the whole Bible. It's like a vampire holding a cross. So sometimes you'll see them hollering and then fainting from the pain.

Mrs. Rogers continues, "And why do elderly coloured ladies wear such huge and terrifyingly garish hats in the Lord's House? Is it a sort of perverse vanity, or are they trying to maintain a physical boundary between themselves and elderly black men; repelling any bumbling attempts the randy old bucks might make at geriatric groping?"

It identifies them as females. For some animals in the wild Jesus has given colorful parts to make heads or tails out of the males and females. Nigresses aren't all that pretty and when you're old and a nigress you need alittle more to tempt the senior bucks to have their way with you. It's not to keep the bucks away, it's to attract them. Just like a peacock uses those feather to attract a mate.

Sister Talitha writes, "Brother Remy, I've been longing to know................

Why is it that all the Negras I've ever seen are always good at running? My Pa-pa always told me it was because all the slow Negras were in Jail. Is this true?"

Yeah, your pa pretty much nailed it...