[Dennis Lukes]

The Frenchies are quite fond of revolutions. In 1789, the atheist Robespierre overthrew the government and beheaded their Godly King Louis XVI until he himself was decapitated. In 1804, Napoleon declared himself Emperor and kicked ass and took names for God until he got run out in 1814. Then the divinely-appointed Bourbons were restored to the throne, but ran like cowards (typical Frenchies) when Napoleon came back for 100 days in 1815. Then he got his ass kicked again and was shipped off for good. In 1830, the Bourbons were usurped by their liberal cousin Louis Philippe, who got defeated in 1848 by even worse liberals who set up the Second Republic. Napoleon's nephew Louis Napoleon got himself elected president and then declared himself Emperor for life. However, he was a flamboyantly-queer looking "man" who wore diapers and, predictably got his ass kicked by the Godly Germans when they invaded in 1871, and he cut and ran (sensing a pattern here?). Some filthy communists took over Paris, but they were massacred. Unfortunately, libs set up another republic, the Third Republic. This ghastly orgy of liberal politics and French effeminacy lasted until they were utterly crushed and demolished by the Nazis in 1940. Now, we know the Nazis had many flaws, such as a softness on Catholicism and a thoroughly un-Biblical emphasis on animal rights (bunch of hippies!) but they had many positives as well, and they annexed half of France. They even let the other half, Vichy France, survive as an independent puppet state. However, this Godly experiment came to a tragic end in 1944, when the wicked Allies (who, paradoxically, were simultaneously heroically crushing the godless Japs and cruelly harassing the Nazis for no reason) invaded. Afterwards, Charles de Gaulle, a man with a suspiciously queer mustache, established yet another sissy liberal Fourth Republic in 1946. These faggy French Democrats got their asses kicked by a bunch of heathen Commie jungle gooks in Vietnam in 1954, and then were unable to even stop the heathen mudslime beastly Algerian sand people from declaring independence in 1958. In fact, their government was so pathetically, limp-wristedly weak that they replaced it with another one, the Fifth Republic. In 2017, they had the chance to Make France Great Again by electing the Godly Marine Le Pen (essentially a French, female Donald Trump) President, but the liberals instead cheated in the ballots to elect some fairy named Macron. Now youths calling themselves the Yellow Jackets are rioting in the streets over gas prices and, I would assume, the government's Satanic policy of flooding the streets of Paris with ISIS terrorists, giving them welfare moneys and carte blance to rape French women and ram trucks into crowds. Will they overthrow Macron and put him in the guillotine and then declare Le Pen (or, preferably, her husband) as Emperor (instead of making a Sixth Republic to keep the faggotry and Islamism going strong)? We can only hope. As strange as it sounds to modern audiences unversed in history, the French were once badass, and gave a little bit of help to that great Christian George Washington to destroy and humiliate the British. Thus, God liked France at one point in the distant past. With prayer, it may be possible for them to be a holy ally at some point in the future!