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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Confusingly, this island is part of British India in spite of the fact that India ceased to be British some years ago. And it's more than 3,000 miles from the capital of Iran, Terroran, assuming that's what they plan to bomb - I mean, who would even notice if they bombed the rest of the country? Not even the Iraqis themselves!
I worry that some junior government clerk has become confused by an over-complicated map. But The President (may God continue to bless him) will sort it out.
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I pray that a stinger missile finds its way to the Ayatollah's harem and blows him to bloody bits. Shout glory!