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Originally Posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey
Never mind child molestation, it's definitely mother molestation! Those tiny babies have remarkably hard gums and a vice-like grip, as any mother who ever stuck her finger in a screaming mouth to shut one up can tell you.
I feel sorry for women from poor families who can't afford to pay someone even poorer to do the job for them.
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Oh, yes! This is very true, dear Sister Joanna. I mean, it's not that I would know from personal experience, but I do recall Agatha (my sister) mentioning this, just after she had given birth to her wee Thomas.
And, not only is breast-feeding a form a molestation — for both mother and child — it's just so unsightly and unpleasant to see. Actually, the truth is that it's a form of aesthetic damages to the environment, as you shall see below. But, do we hear of DEMONrat environMENTALists complaining? No; not a chance!