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Originally Posted by Eugene Hackwith
True Christian™ farmers can always expect their corn to yield over 200 bushels per acre. The Lord guided me very nimbly this year...He inspired me to plant as early as I could, and kept the floodwaters at bay. I laughed all the way to the bank as I passed the snowy fields of lesser farmers that still had corn standing.
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Great news Brother, the elevators have been very inconvenienced by the slackers you describe. They are still straggling in with their pitiful yields. The "My field was under 3 feet of water" excuse is getting old.