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Default Re: Smile and Laugh With God! :D - 09-08-2010, 01:03 AM

Here are a few more.

Q: What was Boaz before he got married?

A: Ruthless and in the dark! (no "sun"/son)

Ruth 4:13

"So Boaz took Ruth, and she was his wife: and when he went in unto her, The Lord gave her conception, and she bare a son.


Q:Who was the best comedian in the Bible?

A:Samson. He brought the house down.

Judges 16:29-30

And Samson took hold of the two middle pillars upon which the house stood, and on which it was borne up, of the one with his right hand, and of the other with his left.
And Samson said, Let me die with the Philistines. And he bowed himself with all his might; and the house fell upon the lords, and upon all the people that were therein. So the dead which he slew at his death were more than they which he slew in his life.








There's Jesus here,
Just see what He offers me....
Down here my sins forgiven,
Up there a home in heaven
Praise God, That's the way for me!!
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