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flag In a Desperate Attempt to Save the Campaign, Hillary Recruits Madonna to Offer Oral Sex for Voters - 10-23-2016, 05:00 AM

The campaigning may go on, but the Election 2016 is over.



With the latest Polls among the Landover Baptist Congregation Members showing >95% support for Mr. Trump among the True Christian™ Community, it is now more than certain that our next POTUS will represent the Godly Republican Party.

But, as Donald Trump said with unprecedented magnanimity:
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"I will say this about Hillary," Trump said, after Clinton complimented the real estate mogul about his children during their often heated debate.
"She doesn't quit. She doesn't give up," Trump said. "And I respect that."
"She's a fighter. I disagree with much of what she's fighting for. I do disagree with her judgment in many cases."
So, unfortunately, Mrs. Clinton still tries to fight against the inevitable, humiliating loss in the elections, and against the resulting jail sentence that Mr. Trump will administer to her.

Unlike Mr. Trump, Mrs. Clinton has no experience in rational, calm argumentation (Colossians 4:6), so she tries to attract the remaining undecided voters with emotional appeals to their most animalistic instincts. In brief, her campaign now offers sex in exchange for votes. Thus, enter the lowest of the low (Isaiah 1:21): Madonna. This harlot (Ezekiel 23:19) appeared recently on a stage in Madison Square Garden, New York.

THE NEXT SECTION IS FILLED WITH EXPLICIT LANGUAGE! DO NOT READ!
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‘If you vote for Hillary Clinton I will give you a blow job. Okay? I’m a really good. I’m not a douche and I’m not a tool.’
We certainly do believe that she has thorough experience in this kind of work, so the "good" part of her claim is probably correct from the viewpoint of an atheist youth whose only goal in life is quick physiological release. Many of us do not know what a "douche" is, so I conducted a brief Study in Creation Science, and, please, see below for an image of a "douche".


And these are tools.



Well, it is quite unlikely that she would be a douche or a tool, so this proposal is probably sincere. However, it is also soul-destroying and full of evil stuff.
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‘I take my time, I have a lot of eye contact and I do swallow,’
She may be an expert when it comes to gazing, but she ain't the one who's gonna see God in His might in Heaven!

Mark 8:18
Having eyes, see ye not? and having ears, hear ye not? and do ye not remember?


She may be able to ingurgitate the precious bodily fluids of innocent men, but she'll experience some really hard-core swallowing in the very near future!

Exodus 15:12
Thou stretchedst out thy right hand, the earth swallowed them.




This incident is just the last one in the long line of lewd behavior and inappropriate acts by Mrs. Clinton during her campaign. Still, as merciful and loving True Christians™, we can still pray that these women receive the Essence of Jesus Himself and Repent (Ephesians 5:24). In the worst case scenario, however, Madonna will have to deliver her promise and perform these unspeakable acts upon dozens, perhaps hundreds of men (not women as they cannot receive oral sex) that will still defy Jesus and cast their votes for Mrs. Clinton and their souls for Satan come Election Day!




Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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