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Originally Posted by Uncle Rutherford
Clean your gutters or septic tank? That’s a job I’m an expert at. Pickin the crops at your farm? Do you even need to ask?
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Glory to Jesus! My houseboys are much too delicate to clean and rub my septic tank. You're hired. In compensation, I can increase your tithes to 15% of your income!
Here's the diagram. You can read, can't you?
See the manhole? You'll enter through my manhole and get rid of all the scum and rub it clean! My houseboys - as ready as they are to service my needs - are too afraid to penetrate the manhole and I need a good pair of working hands to fight through the entry. Pax vobiscum or whatever (I'm doing my Pope studies as you can see
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)