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Default Re: A rant from an irate Englishman. - 07-22-2008, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Fuzzy Nads View Post
I have to travel to London in a few weeks. Can you suggest a good American to English dictionary? Also, is there a digital voice changer I can purchase that will convert your gibberish into American? I can't afford to waste time deciphering your vernacular and I don't want to spend money hiring a translator again.
I went to America a few years ago. Fortunately I didn't meet anyone like you.
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Besides, I think you'll find English is our language... originating from England. The connection might be difficult for some of you to grasp...

America is also very original with its names. New England... very clever... New York... ooh...

You know, almost every city in America is named after somewhere in England. That's because our country has history...

And some culture...

It seems to me that the doctrine adopted by the USA seems to be 'Bigger is better'. Erm... no...

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