[Basilissa]

Originally Posted by Bobsaget

Dear god I have long list 4 Jew to read?

Sweetie, answers to all of your silly questions are in the Holy Bible!

1. Why didn't u stop 9/11

Because He wanted it to happen:

Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the Lord hath not done it?

2. Why did u make all these people and then have them go to other faiths

Because He didn't want the Hell that He made to remain empty, duh!

Ezekiel 20:25-26
25 Wherefore I gave them also statutes that were not good, and judgments whereby they should not live;
26 And I polluted them in their own gifts, in that they caused to pass through the fire all that openeth the womb, that I might make them desolate, to the end that they might know that I am the Lord.

3. Why do u suck As a god, u have no superpowers

Of course He does! He knows everything and He made everything, what else do you need?

4. Why did u make satan

As a playmate. Their favorite play is betting on peoples lives:

Job 1:6-12
6 Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present themselves before the Lord, and Satan came also among them.
7 And the Lord said unto Satan, Whence comest thou? Then Satan answered the Lord, and said, From going to and fro in the earth, and from walking up and down in it.
8 And the Lord said unto Satan, Hast thou considered my servant Job, that there is none like him in the earth, a perfect and an upright man, one that feareth God, and escheweth evil?
9 Then Satan answered the Lord, and said, Doth Job fear God for nought?
10 Hast not thou made an hedge about him, and about his house, and about all that he hath on every side? thou hast blessed the work of his hands, and his substance is increased in the land.
11 But put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath, and he will curse thee to thy face.
12 And the Lord said unto Satan, Behold, all that he hath is in thy power; only upon himself put not forth thine hand. So Satan went forth from the presence of the Lord.

5. Why don't we all just get born in heaven

Because God wants all of us to suffer and most of us to go to Hell.

John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

6. Why can't I eat a poppyseed bagel and not fail a drug test

Because it has poppy seed in it, sweetie.

7. Why did I create ***idiotic vocabulary removed by moderator***

Whatever it is, you're going to Hell for it, dear.

8. Why is this list so long

Probably because you're dumb, dear.

Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

9. Why didn't u kill the atheists before they are born

Why bother? They'll spend the eternity in Hell anyway.

10. Why don't u ever ***more idiocy removed*** visits anyone

Huh?

11. Why can't u gimme money

Because you're a lazy unsaved trash, sweetie:

Proverbs 10:4 He becometh poor that dealeth with a slack hand: but the hand of the diligent maketh rich.

12. Why does the church abuse it's power

And how is it doing it, exactly?

I hope that was helpful, sweetheart.