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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
And now it's Mexico. Once there was a quaint town with a beautiful beach. Homers discovered it and moved in like the plague. They are prancing about naked. How can we stop this world-wide infection of homers?
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I feel quite sanguine about this, Brother Mr. Mayor, Sir. It seems that although the beach at Zippolite is lovely (apart from the nakedness),
the waters are perilous:
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The ocean just offshore has strong currents that flow in circular patterns, some of which push swimmers toward shore and some which can pull swimmers out to sea. These currents are strong but not very wide. Swimmers have regularly drowned...
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If the presence of the flapping genitals of naked homersexualists keeps True Christian™ families away from the place, thus saving them from a watery death, I view this as the Hand of God in action.