Sorry I've not been keeping up with this election but there are so many freak candidates to keep track of, I'm overwhelmed. I've not even watched the debates, but here's my estimation of what they were like:
"I'll be the first Armenian-Butanese Trisexual to become President on a Wednesday!"
"I'll be the first Quaker with Tourette's Syndrome to *BLEEP* *BLEEP*
"Hi, I'm Elsa Schrödinger, a pregnant woman who will make either free childcare or abortion rights my signature issue!"
"Hi, we're a pair of incestuous gay conjoined twins, and my running mate is literally my mate!"